fbht:
on the internet we can make fun of the amish as much as we want
they’ll never know
(Source: jasonfreese, via hiddleston-loki)
fbht:
on the internet we can make fun of the amish as much as we want
they’ll never know
(Source: jasonfreese, via hiddleston-loki)
#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
perfect tags are perfect
May they be as mighty as the passion in your loins
(Source: quellary, via lostwithoutmydoctor)
Seriously. Does it ever occur to her?
Maybe one day she’ll be like “Hey Tenzin! I FUCKED YOUR MOM,” and moonwalk away like a boss.
FUCK.
Omg.
“Korra, you lack proper focus.”
“That’s not what your mom said last life.”
(via skyremains)
(via i-am-not-a-psychopath)
(via sherlovely)
for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse
(via waitwait-what)
Wen I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew. -William Shakespeare
The actual quote:
…for your brother and my sister no sooner
met but they looked, no sooner looked but they
loved, no sooner loved but they sighed, no sooner
sighed but they asked one another the reason, no
sooner knew the reason but they sought the remedy;
and in these degrees have they made a pair of stairs
to marriage which they will climb incontinent, or
else be incontinent before marriage: they are in
the very wrath of love and they will together; clubs
cannot part them.Rosalind, As You Like It, V.ii
The more you know!
Thanks!
This one circulates A LOT, but I didn’t realize it actually stemmed from a real quote.